“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
(Source: cumberlord, via theburnblogbklyn)
60 years from now we’ll all be in nursing homes like: *takes a sip from a dry martini* yeah i remember season four of glee *smokes cigarette* took the life right outta me, that season did *plays chess*
(via chillthoughts)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
(via madmadmarch)
i dunno guys i think moon moon’s got some sweet moves
omfg
(via madmadmarch)
| Being sick in Elementary: | Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies |
| Being sick in high school: | OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA |
| College: | did I have class today |
the legend
This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.
He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.
BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.
BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out
BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.
THAT is unexceptionable
THAT is not right.
If you are this young gentleman if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.
I am so proud of you
To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.
That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.
Thank you sir.
(Source: waylie, via feelsexplosion)
When your parents wake you up for school
Expectations:
Reality:
(Source: beware-of-the-dementor)
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| you: | .jpeg |
